Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for a workout. After a stimulating workout and a healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's room before they leave, and they
find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says;
"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, for
if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to
live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps up and says "I think I'm the most truthful of us three." Suddenly he finds the keys to a brand new Volvo in his hands. Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three." In an instant he is surrounded by a pile of money to fund his Internet research. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says
"I think ...." and is promptly sucked into the mirror.